Whoa, what the hell happened here?! Dorky-looking SNL alum Horatio Sanz lost a hundred pounds, grew a beard, got a man’s hairstyle (as opposed to that 12-year-old-girl lookin’ mop of suck he used to wear) and morphed into a smoldering Latino bear. Mmmm BEAR RUG = BARE RUG.
Nice hands, too.
